{"id":2332,"date":"2010-02-21T23:04:37","date_gmt":"2010-02-21T21:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/?p=2332"},"modified":"2010-02-21T23:04:37","modified_gmt":"2010-02-21T21:04:37","slug":"si-todo-eso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/2010\/02\/21\/si-todo-eso\/","title":{"rendered":"Si todo eso&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jackhynes\/440641084\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/day901.jpg?resize=500%2C468&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Day901\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2334\" title=\"day90\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"468\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/day901.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/day901.jpg?resize=300%2C280&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00bfY si esto fuera todo? \u00bfY si la vida fuera un timo? \u00bfY si le buscamos tres pies a un gato que se desliza en una plancha con ruedas? \u00bfY si los amaneceres y atardeceres fueran decorados horteras de lo que no existe? \u00bfY si no podemos tirar ni los precios, ni los cat\u00e1logos, ni el azul del oc\u00e9ano en los mapas? \u00bfY si las conversaciones fueran di\u00e1logos de besugos entre individuos que no son individuales? \u00bfY si la cima de las monta\u00f1as no tuviera nieve? \u00bfY si te mojas el culo y no coges peces, aunque los quieras? \u00bfY si la m\u00fasica, al final, no acompasa nuestro coraz\u00f3n? \u00bfY si la tinta de las letras s\u00f3lo es, en efecto, la sangre que nos entr\u00f3 a palos? \u00bfY si las grandes efem\u00e9rdes fueran s\u00f3lo una pachanga? \u00bfY si las banderas que enfundan nuestros cuerpos de soldado no abrigan? \u00bfY si las gafas de sol no impiden el paso de los rayos ultravioleta? \u00bfY si los putos \u00e1caros del polvo son m\u00e1s grandes de lo que pensamos? \u00bfY si los rastros (y restos) de nuestro car\u00e1cter bailan al son de los soles que ya no calientan? Pues eso. Si todo eso&#8230; entonces&#8230; \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 no mandar el mundo a tomar por el culo?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">(Imagen de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jackhynes\/440641084\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jackhines<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00bfY si esto fuera todo? \u00bfY si la vida fuera un timo? \u00bfY si le buscamos tres pies a un gato que se desliza en una plancha con ruedas? \u00bfY si los amaneceres y atardeceres fueran decorados horteras de lo que no existe? \u00bfY si no podemos tirar ni los precios, ni los cat\u00e1logos, ni &#8230; <a title=\"Si todo eso&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/2010\/02\/21\/si-todo-eso\/\" aria-label=\"Leer m\u00e1s sobre Si todo eso&#8230;\">Leer m\u00e1s<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[44,65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comparaciones","category-sentido"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pLsVN-BC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}