{"id":3134,"date":"2011-02-13T10:19:22","date_gmt":"2011-02-13T09:19:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/?p=3134"},"modified":"2011-02-13T10:19:22","modified_gmt":"2011-02-13T09:19:22","slug":"subir-dos-bajar-cinco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/2011\/02\/13\/subir-dos-bajar-cinco\/","title":{"rendered":"Subir dos, bajar cinco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/justcolors\/1445945746\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3135\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Captura-de-pantalla-2011-02-13-a-las-10.09.56.jpg?resize=480%2C358&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Captura-de-pantalla-2011-02-13-a-las-10.09.56.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Captura-de-pantalla-2011-02-13-a-las-10.09.56.jpg?resize=300%2C223&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mi vida es una pu\u00f1etera escalera de esas que tienen los edificios antiguos en Nueva York: para que t\u00fa puedas subir, la escalera baja.\u00a0Subes una, bajas dos; subes tres, bajas cinco; subes diez, bajas diecisiete. Las diferencias no son proporcionales, sino desmesuradas. En cualquier caso, mi vida lleva un c\u00f3mputo que acaba siempre en n\u00fameros negativos, lo que quiere decir que, por mucho que lo intente, jam\u00e1s llegar\u00e9 al cielo.<\/p>\n<p>(Imagen de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/justcolors\/1445945746\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jose Quiroz Lozano<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi vida es una pu\u00f1etera escalera de esas que tienen los edificios antiguos en Nueva York: para que t\u00fa puedas subir, la escalera baja.\u00a0Subes una, bajas dos; subes tres, bajas cinco; subes diez, bajas diecisiete. Las diferencias no son proporcionales, sino desmesuradas. En cualquier caso, mi vida lleva un c\u00f3mputo que acaba siempre en n\u00fameros &#8230; <a title=\"Subir dos, bajar cinco\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/2011\/02\/13\/subir-dos-bajar-cinco\/\" aria-label=\"Leer m\u00e1s sobre Subir dos, bajar cinco\">Leer m\u00e1s<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-laberintos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pLsVN-Oy","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urbinavolant.com\/verbavolant\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}